“Superbad” Fatty Jonah Hill Also Has Phat Game

Thanks to a tip from a guest at the Don Julio Cyrus shindig at Sundance — where ?uestlove was spinning! — we now know that chunky Superbad star Jonah Hill can do more than draw phallic symbols. Shockingly, Hill’s date for the night was a tiny blonde hottie who turned heads. Now, these aren’t the greatest shots in the world, but they prove that this portly playa deserves a spot beside the late, great Notorious B.I.G. in the pantheon of chunky celebs with serious game. Hill’s buddy, Danny “Kenny Powers” McBride, also had a hot little number with him. This dynamic duo proves that the white boy curly fro is back in a major way.