100 Words Or Less: Clash Of The Titans
Release the Kraken? No, release the crack. America is hooked on 3D and Warner Bros. is the pusher. They knew this latest product was going to be bunk, but they retroactively slapped 3D on it, fired it up and made us smoke it anyway. What was the silliest part of this blah-buster? The Djinn that looked like Mumm-Ra from Thundercats? Sam Worthington being the only actor with short hair? The corny sexual innuendo “calm your storm?” The Scorpion King-esque CGI of Madusa? Le Chiffre doing his best Gerard Butler impersonation? I think the Tennessee Titans could have penned this Clash.






