My Favorite Movie Prostitute

Normally when a flick like Love Ranch opens up, I’d be all over it. After all, it’s about whores. What’s not to like, right? This one even has Joe Pesci and Dame Helen Mirren playing the couple who founded Nevada’s first legal brothel, aka the Mustang Ranch. Double-bonus. Sadly, I dwell in the hinterlands, so it will never reach my mom and pop theater.

That doesn’t mean I can’t reminisce about movie prostitutes. The world’s oldest profession has been a staple on the big screen for generations. Call girls, streetwalkers, call ‘em what you will. Everyone has a favorite type. Sometimes I prefer them to be elegant, like Inara from Serenity, who dresses as a queen and possesses the beauty of a goddess. Other times I get an itch for cheap and trashy, like Punchy from Street Smart, who dresses as a lot lizard and possesses the beauty of a toll booth operator. Like snowflakes, each is unique in their own way.

However, my ideal lady of the night is a combination of the two. She’s got a little bit of class, but not too much. Her wardrobe is slutty, but not disgustingly so. And her beauty is natural, more like the girl next door, not the swimsuit model up the street. In cinema, that representation would be Sally from Brian De Palma’s vastly underrated thriller Blow Out.

Sally is played by one of my first boyhood crushes, Nancy Allen. Her healthy mound of curly strawberry blonde hair frames the face of a cherub. Her voice is slightly squeaky and she speaks with an annoying Philadelphia accent. (Being a Philly guy, that’s an incredible turn on.) Sally is so darn cute she catches the eye of a psychotic serial killer dubbed “The Liberty Bell Strangler,” creepily portrayed by John Lithgow.

In the following scene, John Travolta’s sound technician has bugged Sally and is tailing her to a meeting with the Strangler, who is pretending to be a reporter.

Unfortunately for Sally, she meets a tragic end, as do many big screen hussies. Why must we be so cruel to these hardworking ladies of questionable morals?  Have we no compassion? Have we no shame?  *wipes single tear from cheek and sighs*

Topics: Blow Out, Helen Mirren, John Lithgow, John Travolta, Love Ranch, Movie Prostitutes, Nancy Allen

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