Uwe Boll Needs Some Friends

I’m well aware German director Uwe Boll is not well liked among the internet community and by anyone with an iota of taste in movies, but I had no idea the man was going through life without any friends. That’s just sad. According to Wikipedia — the bastion of accurate online information — Uwe is completely friendless. (Click to enlarge).

Really, Wikipedia — not one friend? Not even his wife? Not even Claus, the boy next door he used to make crappy home movies with while growing up in Wermelskirchen?

Apparently, one of Boll’s dedicated haters is responsible for this heinous act of libel because Wikipedia has since changed the page. Now we can all rest easy knowing that Uwe does in fact have friends. Or maybe he doesn’t. I mean the guy did make Alone in the Dark and Postal, so it’s not insane to think he’s hated by the entire world population.