Season three of True Blood is just about to wrap. Only one more episode remains. What will I do to appease my supernatural soap opera pangs after September 12? It won’t be easy, but I’ll survive. Kinda like Arlene’s demon spawn baby. Why do I get the feeling that crazy Wiccan waitress did something evil inside the ring of salt? Probably because she did. Eric’s plan to destroy Russell seems sound, but Eric can’t die, can he? I would imagine Russell is strong enough to fly back into Fangtasia in order to save himself from true death.
Here are three things I liked about episode number eleven:
1. “Life is absurd.” Russell’s succinct reaction to Eric’s revenge plot. Life really is absurd. So is all of season three. Entertaining, but absurd.
2. Sam losing his sh*t for the entire episode. Dickhead Sam is a helluva lot funnier than nice guy Sam.
3. Terry’s spastic clapping and yelping after finding out Arlene didn’t miscarry. It was an LOL moment for sure.
That’s all I got. Until two weeks from now…