Hollywood News We Don’t Care About

A daily wrap of the dumbest stories coming out of Hollywood.

• Harvey Keitel might replace Steve Carell on The Office. Strange. I thought The Office was canceled two years ago, and isn’t Harvey Keitel dead? (Screen Junkies)

• Darren Aronofsky bailed on the ill-conceived RoboCop 3D reboot due to MGM’s financial crisis. Yawn. We knew this like a year ago. (JoBlo)

• Hey, there’s another casting announcement for the new Final Destination fiasco. In other news, my dog ate his own sh*t today. (Cinema Blend)

• Goody, goody, gumdrops! There are pictures of Rihanna dressed in fatigues from the set of Battleship. A movie based on a board game starring a female pop-star sounds like a cruel hoax, but sadly it isn’t. (Cinematical)

• A new trailer for Ryan Reynolds’ Buried has been released. Not to spoil it for ya, but he’s still trapped in the coffin. (FilmDrunk)

• The birth scene in Twilight: Breaking Dawn will be as intense as it was in the book. Praise, Jesus! I was prepared to have the Bella ♥ Edward tattoo removed from my ass if the filmmakers fuc*ed it up. (Moviefone)